To: Maron and Faye
It is with the utmost urgency that I write to inform you of the clear and present danger posed by the sentient lemon, a being of remarkable malevolence and unmatched Brutality.
This warning is intended to ensure that you fully comprehend the risk you face and the steps necessary to avoid certain peril.
Nature of the Threat: The sentient lemon is no ordinary fruit. It is an entity imbued with intelligence, cunning, and a profound capacity for violence...
Behavioral Characteristics: The sentient lemon demonstrates behavior that is cold, calculating, and devoid of empathy...
Recommended Course of Action: Avoidance, Vigilance, Collaboration, and Containment Measures...
Conclusion: The lemon shows no mercy, and neither should your precautions.
Sincerely,
Godwin Alexander Wright